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I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range. You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound. Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness. Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.

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I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range. 
You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound. 
Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness. 
Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.

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One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.